The Husband Killer

 
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one day

he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked the following questions:


Have you any grounds?

Yes, acre and half with nice home.

No, I mean what is the foundation?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.


Do either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport.

I mean. What are your relations like?

All my relations in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

 I can read. It say: "Polish Remover."

 

Forwarded by:

Edna Takyi Agyekum.