The Husband Killer
A Polish man moved to the
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one day
he rushed into
a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer
said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked the
following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, acre and
half with nice home.
No, I mean
what is the foundation?
It made of
concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Do either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have
carport.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my
relations in
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have
hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a
bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read. It say: "Polish
Remover."
Forwarded
by:
Edna Takyi Agyekum.